Bookworm's Giggle Gifts

Charing an e-book.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

hard-boiled egg...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Church Library - Pop-Up Books

The practical psychopath

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

K9 Literati

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The Da Vinci Cod

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Are you writing my symptoms, or is that your autobiography?'

"This is the way I like it - I pretend to be asleep and he doesn't bother me."

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

The book is so much better than the film..

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"I just remembered where I left my chew toy."

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

A man uses a reaching tool to keep a book far enough out for him to read it.

Pastoring for Dummies

"Do you have any bedtime stories that aren't about the former Yugoslavia?"

The Colonel at home.