Bibliophile Humorist Gifts

'Bront?saurus.'

'This books is a little overdue...Forty years in fact! Is there a fine to pay?'

Jack London

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Hard to follow...'

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Book Worm

Litteratti K9s.

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Will Self deprecation

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

The Farmer Sutra.

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Meet The Ghostwriter

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Larry's Literary Market.

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

Man and his dog both reading Mockingbird books.

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

I read that book on hot cereal. It started out simmering and bubbling with excitement. It rose to a boiling point but then just got mushy. After that it was just grueling!

Eat, Pray, Love Hot Dogs