Library Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Librarians and the Karma Sutra

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Jack London

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

'Bront?saurus.'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Litteratti K9s.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

The Farmer Sutra.

Will Self deprecation

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

Inbox and outbox for books

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Building Books.

Medical Books ( sore subjects ).

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"There's probably room for one more."

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Hey, this isn't a medical school diploma. It says you have six books overdue at the libaray!"

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'

Nonviolent Clue.

'That new section we added is generating a lot of interest.'

'Tsk! I don't recall reading anything about that!'

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.