Library Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Librarians and the Karma Sutra

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Jack London

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Bront?saurus.'

'LOVELY school. But where's the library?' 'What's a library?'

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

Litteratti K9s.

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Will Self deprecation

'Why would all these people line up for a library sale?'

The Farmer Sutra.

Inbox and outbox for books

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Building Books.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Medical Books ( sore subjects ).

"There's probably room for one more."

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Hey, this isn't a medical school diploma. It says you have six books overdue at the libaray!"

Nonviolent Clue.

'The body? In the mystery section, of course.'

'That new section we added is generating a lot of interest.'

'I've just read my autobiography, now there is nothing to read.'

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

'Tsk! I don't recall reading anything about that!'

Library has a beach holiday reading in a sandpit.