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'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

Multi-Generational Books

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'Bront?saurus.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Building Books.

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

'I stole it from the library.'

Books versus TV.

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"Did you like that mystery book?"

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

Wrong shelf.

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

"Do you have any immature reading?"

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

American Dream/Woke

How to Meet Sluts.

Librarian of Congress

Bell boy!

Anti-social Sciences

'Sorry I'm overdue but I've been in hospital!'

Large lady reading a large print book.

'I don't want to ruin it for you, but the ending is pretty obvious.'