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Librarian of Congress

Big Bang Theory.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Snowprov

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Do your research!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Do it yourself books.

Two Generations of Readers

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

Charles Addams.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Library

'Ask your computer.'