Library Laughter Lover Mugs

Librarian of Congress

Big Bang Theory.

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Snowprov

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Do it yourself books.

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Two Generations of Readers

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Charles Addams.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'Ask your computer.'

Library

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian