Library Humor Lovers Mugs

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

Multi-Generational Books

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

'Bront?saurus.'

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Building Books.

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

'I stole it from the library.'

Books versus TV.

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"I can destroy your bank of knowledge with one blast from my destructo-beam!"

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

Wrong shelf.

"Did you like that mystery book?"

American Dream/Woke

Bell boy!

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

Librarian of Congress

"Do you have any immature reading?"

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

How to Meet Sluts.

Anti-social Sciences

Athletic clothes...shoes: 'What do you have for sitting on a wall?'

Large lady reading a large print book.

'I don't want to ruin it for you, but the ending is pretty obvious.'