Librarian Humor Mugs

"Information on alligators!?"

Do it yourself books.

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Bront?saurus.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Building Books.

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

New From Why? Books

Literate Dogs.

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

Real Life Bookshop.

Hard to reach books.

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

Library - Food For Thought.

Hard to Reach Books.

'Sorry I'm overdue but I've been in hospital!'

'I don't want to ruin it for you, but the ending is pretty obvious.'

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

We've never really had use for a Fashion section

Powerful bookends.

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

'What's the point of shelving books, they just check them out again anyway!'

'If it weren't so quiet in here, you couldn't hear the noise I'm making.'

Librarians and the Karma Sutra