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"Information on alligators!?"

Do it yourself books.

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

'Bront?saurus.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Building Books.

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

New From Why? Books

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

Literate Dogs.

Reading over someone's shoulder.

Hard to reach books.

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

Library - Food For Thought.

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

Real Life Bookshop.

Hard to Reach Books.

'Sorry I'm overdue but I've been in hospital!'

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

'I don't want to ruin it for you, but the ending is pretty obvious.'

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

Books. Fifty Shades of Grey. check Out. I'd like to return "Fifty Shades of Grey." I thought it was a guide to laundry for bachelors.

Shooter uses silencer for gunfight in library.

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

Powerful bookends.

We've never really had use for a Fashion section

'What's the point of shelving books, they just check them out again anyway!'

'If it weren't so quiet in here, you couldn't hear the noise I'm making.'