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'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

Multi-Generational Books

'Bront?saurus.'

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Building Books.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

Scents and Scentsibility. Jane Austen.

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

How to Meet Sluts.

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

Librarian of Congress

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

'The 12 Habits of People Just Barely Holding Their Own.'

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

'I don't want to ruin it for you, but the ending is pretty obvious.'

'Sorry I'm overdue but I've been in hospital!'

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

You're blinking wrong...

Shooter uses silencer for gunfight in library.

"Supply chain issues. You'll have to settle for green pancakes and hash browns."

We've never really had use for a Fashion section

Lion statue attacking the patrons of the New York Public Library.

"I'm getting married and I need something borrowed."

'Illiterati' Isn't Jeffrey Archer Brilliant...

New - Books on Toilet Paper.