Book Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you have any immature reading?"

Multi-Generational Books

Jack London

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Bront?saurus.'

Litteratti K9s.

Book Worm

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"More please."

The Farmer Sutra.

Will Self deprecation

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

Meet The Ghostwriter

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Larry's Literary Market.

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

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