"You wanna read 'Dune' or 'the Sheikh'?"
Book Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates a book humorist? Explore our collection of humorous and clever items designed to delight readers with a sharp wit and love for comedy. From playful art prints to laugh-out-loud mugs and t-shirts, find something that honors their passion for humor and books. Whether they’re a writer, reader, or both, our products make amusing and thoughtful gifts for any occasion. Brighten their day with a little literary levity and a lot of personality.
Moby Butt
A Farewell to Arms
'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'
Idiots guide to being an idiot.
"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."
Jane Eyre Force One
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"Puss in cement boots"
"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"
"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."
The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer
'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'
"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."
Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"
Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,
"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"
'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."
"I see you also took the road less travelled!"
'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'
Limerick On A Grecian Urn
Kultural K9's.
'Hard to follow...'
It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.
Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'
Encyclopedic Novel Slam.
Hamlet in the craft shop.
"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."
Earl suspends his disbelief.
'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'
O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.
Book Humorist Gifts Collection
Book Humorist Mugs
Looking for more fun for their morning routine? Check out our collection of products designed for book humorists, including clever mugs that keep their coffee and humor close.
Book Humorist Pillows
Brighten their home with funny, literary-inspired pillows. Perfect for cozying up with a book and a smile, these accessories add humor and personality to any space.
Book Humorist Prints
Browse our humorous art prints for book humorists. Add some literary laughter to their walls with witty, clever designs that showcase their love of books and humor.
Book Humorist T-Shirts
Find witty t-shirts perfect for any book humorist’s wardrobe. Discover designs that celebrate their love of literature and comedy in style and comfort.