Bookish Humor Lover Gifts

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

But first I'd like you to do something for me. The Grifting Tree.

Jack London

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Hard to follow...'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

Litteratti K9s.

Book Worm

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Will Self deprecation

The Farmer Sutra.

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"Care for an oxymoron?"

Meet The Ghostwriter

'You will write a book, but it won't be on Oprah's recommended list.'

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

Ian Fleming

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Larry's Literary Market.

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'Personally, I think your idea of writing nursery rhymes is dumb, Mother.'

"The only way to create a sensation as an essayist these days is to write something mean bout cats."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.