Book Humor Enthusiast Mugs

"Do you have any immature reading?"

Multi-Generational Books

Jack London

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Beyond the fine starting salary, the job of a poet laureate at this corporation also carries with it an excellent medical and dental plan."

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Bront?saurus.'

Book Worm

Litteratti K9s.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

Will Self deprecation

The Farmer Sutra.

N't. Dear, we're commas. Get down here before you get hurt.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

"More please."

1,000 places to see after you die by Shirley Maclaine.

Meet The Ghostwriter

Book signing The Art Of Forgery - "Gee thanks, Oprah Winfrey."

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

"Thank goodness, it was only 'light' reading..."

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Larry's Literary Market.

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.