Bookish Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Hard to Reach Books.

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Moby Poppins

"Maybe you could put the bad girlfriend doll in the attic and set her on fire."

City Library: "Oh-oh - I left 'Left behind' behind!"

"You're going to hate yourself."

Jack London

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Bront?saurus.'

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Litteratti K9s.

Book Worm

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

"I'm afraid we're going to have to remove your appendix."

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Will Self deprecation

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

The Farmer Sutra.

Meet The Ghostwriter

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

Larry's Literary Market.

"No, no, that's my copy of 'Being and Time'—look at the teeth marks along 'Heidegger'."

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."