Biblio-chuckle Fans Gifts

"We couldn't help ourselves. It was low-hanging fruit."

Pastries and Candy

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Reading in the rain.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Black Kitten.

The three bears hitchhike holding sign: 'The woods'.

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

'I like it.'

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

Origin of Species - "This is hard to swallow."

"Okay, I'm sitting up. What's up?"

"Honest dear, those other 39 hens don't mean a thing to me!"

Real Life Bookshop.

The Tortoise and the Hare

Tommy Cooper's Recycling Facility - Bottle/Glass/Glass/Bottle/Bottle/Glass.

'Need money, don't make me beg!'

"How nice to be misunderstood in more than one language!"

A bookworm has chewed through a bunch of books including The Kama Sutra and Fifty Shades of Grey

Woman throws a book titled 'How To Get Along With Others' at a passer-by.

A Book Review of the Phone Book: A hefty paperback with too many characters and not enough plot development. Next week, we'll review a more complex work--your phone bill.

"There's wicked, and then there's just plain mean."

'Everybody go home now - or I'll speak this party in nothing but my granny panties.'