Biblio Enthusiasts Gifts

Reading in the rain.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Literary Canines.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

Catalogue of little books.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'