Biblio Enthusiasts Gifts

Reading in the rain.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

Honoré de Balzac

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

George Orwell

Literary Canines.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Barb's such a fast reader."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'He was a great writer'

Tequila Mockingbird

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

Catalogue of little books.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Litterary Dogs.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.