Reading Enthusiasts Gifts

Magazine Section at Shops

Librarian Parents

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

Voltaire

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."