Reading Enthusiasts Mugs

Magazine Section at Shops

Librarian Parents

'But you're a dog! How can you know how to read?!?'

"It's a cellphone and video game alternative called reading."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

George Orwell

"Author does not do tricks."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"