Will Reading Enthusiasts Mugs

'Hold up everyone. I read that last part wrong. She wants you to divide the 'cash' equally.'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Thomas Mann.

First Novels.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Television Readers.

'He likes to power nap.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Silence of the Chickens...

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"