Book Enthusiasts Gifts

I couldn't remember who the dickens wrote David Copperfield and Oliver Twist.

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

'I stole it from the library.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Are you looking up words online?!"

Large lady reading a large print book.

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'It's s**t from the rear of the year.'

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

Don Quixote

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Visit our new Oprah-free section

A patient in the 'The VA's TBI & Amnesia Ward' reads the book 'Who's Who.'

'you'll find our books on claustrophobia outside.'

The Month of August

How to save money. 'This book is late. That's a three pound fine.'

Celebrity Book-Alikes

TV Bookends

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

"It's not a self-improvement book. It's a how-to-tolerate-those-who-won't-improve-themselves book."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

Second hand furniture.