Book Enthusiasts Gifts

I couldn't remember who the dickens wrote David Copperfield and Oliver Twist.

'Moby Dick? Let's see ... Would you like the DVD, the podcast or the interpretive dance?'

'I stole it from the library.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Are you looking up words online?!"

Large lady reading a large print book.

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

'It's s**t from the rear of the year.'

'It's 700 pages. I just don't think I'm ready for that type of commitment.'

Don Quixote

'Look,Mum, that poor man's got toothache too!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Visit our new Oprah-free section

A patient in the 'The VA's TBI & Amnesia Ward' reads the book 'Who's Who.'

'you'll find our books on claustrophobia outside.'

The Month of August

'He doesn't want to play doctors and nurses anymore - He just wants to play Harry Potter!'

How to save money. 'This book is late. That's a three pound fine.'

Celebrity Book-Alikes

TV Bookends

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

I am prepared to unveil by brilliant innovation. Is it an MP3 player? It's a self-help book. A simple way for readers to achieve instant happiness. You? What do you know about happiness? You're miserable and you make other people miserable. Wrong! People will get happy or I'll kick their keisters! Uplifting.

Library. Frank I need to locate some biographies. Do you know where there are? This King Tut book is stored in a box down in the basement. The Napoleon biography is with the short stories, and the Henry Ford book is in the autobiography section. Unfortunately, this Amelia Earhart profile is missing - it mysteriously disappeared years ago. And what about the Albert Einstein bio? It's right up there on the top shelf. The book about Einstein and his theories is way over your head, Ernie!

"It's not a self-improvement book. It's a how-to-tolerate-those-who-won't-improve-themselves book."

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Victor Hugo

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

First Novels.

"Meet the author"

Reading my Critics

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"