Ebook Enthusiasts Gifts

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?

Reading my Critics

Gen-Next Library

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Two Generations of Readers

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Large print e-book.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Learn yourself English.

"Speed reader...?"

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.