Ebook Enthusiasts Pillows

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

Gen-Next Library

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Two Generations of Readers

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Large print e-book.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

Meet the author

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"There goes our early night."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

"Speed reader...?"

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'