E-book Enthusiast Pillows

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Nothing...Just reading an e-book.'

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'An E-pamphlet? Seriously?'

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Used E-Books

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

'I don't need to come here to read books any more, but I sure do miss smelling them.'

'I caught him downloading literary classics from the internet...'

'Payment to authors is only ten percent of the net because of our large costs for electronic paper, inks and et cetera.'

Finding books on the internet.

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Reading my Critics

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'E-books?'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Two Generations of Readers

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'