E-book Enthusiast Gifts

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Nothing...Just reading an e-book.'

'I've bought all your books online, can you sign my e-book?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'An E-pamphlet? Seriously?'

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Used E-Books

Who needs the classics...boy reading his ebook.

'I don't need to come here to read books any more, but I sure do miss smelling them.'

'I caught him downloading literary classics from the internet...'

'Payment to authors is only ten percent of the net because of our large costs for electronic paper, inks and et cetera.'

Finding books on the internet.

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

Today 5 -7. Meet the eAuthor.

"kindle 'em, Danno!" I don't like the way they've updated "Hawaii Five-O."

What do you think of my new e-reader – The Yodel? 1984. Intriguing. But what's the point? With books, you can tell what someone is reading. It let's the reader advertise his tastes and the onlooker judge the reader. But now with most e-readers. Enter the Yodel. it satisfies the most basic yearning to market yourself and judge other people. I think you can actually read book on it too but we're still working out the bugs. Sure, it's first generation.

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

"Would you put down that Kindle?"

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Two Generations of Readers

'E-books?'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

'Read any good Apps lately?'