E-book Aficionado Gifts

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'Aren't E-books the best Think of all those empty shelves we can put our shoes on'

If you choose to read on a Kindle in the privacy of your own home, that's your business, but we're still calling the a X$%^ book club.

'I can read you like an e-book, Roger.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"Bob's not book smart but he is Kindle smart."

E-Book

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Two Generations of Readers

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'