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"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

'Aren't E-books the best Think of all those empty shelves we can put our shoes on'

'I can read you like an e-book, Roger.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"Bob's not book smart but he is Kindle smart."

E-Book

"Meet The Author"

Reading my Critics

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Two Generations of Readers

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Meet the author

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Learn yourself English.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'