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'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"It's tough to admit that now I will never own a bookcase which springs open to reveal a hidden room ..."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"Meet The Author"

Reading my Critics

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

"There goes our early night."

A man and his dog both reading.

Monster Self-Help

Meet the author

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'