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'Read any good Apps lately?'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"It's tough to admit that now I will never own a bookcase which springs open to reveal a hidden room ..."

'Do you mind? I'm trying to read.'

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

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"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."