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Old Book Smell

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Two Generations of Readers

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

A man and his dog both reading.

Monster Self-Help

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

Welcome back students.

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

'You're charged with 10 counts of cyber crime. We're going to throw the kindle at you. . .'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

Flower lamp.

'You were a book all along.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"