Ebook Aficionado T-Shirts

'So it's not an 'e' book, or an 'i' book, it's just 'a' book?'

'...and the built-in bookshelf has been replaced & updated with ebook plugs.'

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Victor Hugo

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Gunter Grass

Stephen Spender.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Two Generations of Readers

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Treasure Island Book.

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Günter Grass

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.