Ebook Aficionado Pillows

'So it's not an 'e' book, or an 'i' book, it's just 'a' book?'

'...and the built-in bookshelf has been replaced & updated with ebook plugs.'

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"Meet The Author"

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Treasure Island Book.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Two Generations of Readers

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'