Reading Aficionado Gifts

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"Meet The Author"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"I wish you wouldn't read so intently during my favourite show."

'Blast the new technology, how are we supposed to read smoke signals at that speed?'

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

One book... One book... One book...

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'You just continue to grow.'

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"It's his new reading light."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"You have no idea what it's like to be a 'just between you and me' person in a 'just between you and I' world."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."