Reading Aficionado Gifts

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"Meet The Author"

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I love my unreliable narrator. You?"

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"I wish you wouldn't read so intently during my favourite show."

I never finished our book. Me neither. I was reading another one. Me too. Totally addictive. Then let's choose that one for next month. Great. Facebook works for me! It's bookmarked!

That's not my husband's mating dance. That's his read-in-bed shuffle.

'Blast the new technology, how are we supposed to read smoke signals at that speed?'

The-We-Don't-Do-Cappuccino Bookshop

One book... One book... One book...

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'You just continue to grow.'

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"It's his new reading light."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Stephen Spender.

Gunter Grass

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

Günter Grass

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."