Reading Enthusiast Gifts

'Most people wouldn't wantonly eat the hors d'oeuvres if they hadn't read the book.'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"Dear Book-of-the-Month Club, I wish to cancel my subscription."

What your coffee preparation method says about you...

'This book on speed reading is due back in ten minutes.'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'I'm hooked on phonics.'

'I don't want to ruin it for you, but the ending is pretty obvious.'

Poor Brett was still hooked on phonics well into his thirties.

Men reading over each others shoulders

'Welcome to Maximum Security. Options include walking, reading a book, or taking the all important lunch break.'

"No, I'm not here to see the doctor- just the magazines."

"When I asked you to join my book club, I had no idea it was going to be for good."

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Library Door

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Choosing...enjoying..understanding.

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.

A man and his dog both reading.

'Finished! You see, I'm not slow at everything: I'm a great speed-reader...'

Books or Junk Food.

'How come it takes him so long to read that?'

Fly reading glasses

Monster Self-Help

'I've been outside all day! Now... the REAL fun begins!'

"I don't just stack my books...I use them to chart my reading over the last six months."

"Mom, is reading a book like binge-watching a show?"

"Just how long were you in the bookstore?"

Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him.

Reading in the Sunshine

"You should be thankful those Republicans got that filth out of your school library. That's what TV is for."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

Readables $2.00

"Look at me when I'm talking to you!"