Literacy Enthusiast Gifts

Teacher reading.

Girl reading book upsidedown.

Reading for Beginners

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Voltaire

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

John Bunyan

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Oh, this old thing?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"