Literacy Enthusiast Mugs

Teacher reading.

Girl reading book upsidedown.

Reading for Beginners

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"Now I really hate poetry."

Voltaire

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Don Quixote

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"