Literacy Lovers Mugs

'We want to be ready for when he starts to read.'

'I'm taking post-graduate work to learn how to read at least the fifth grade level.'

"I think the little ones are for kids and the big ones are for grown-ups."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Big Bang Theory.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Campaign for Plain English

Thomas Mann.

The DaVinci Code

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Voltaire

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Television Readers.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Do your research!

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."