Fiction Enthusiast Gifts

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'We love your resume, it it's true, we'd like to publish it as a memoir...if untrue, as fiction.'

Listen, just because he's moving from "fiction" to "literature" doesn't mean he's better than us.

'I read your resume. It's good, but I prefer reading non fiction.'

Boy looking inside a book.

"Interesting resume. Have you considered applying at a book publisher? You have quite a flair for fiction."

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Thomas Mann.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

Reading my Critics

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He likes to power nap.'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Television Readers.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Silence of the Chickens...

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."