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"Meet The Author"

Reading my Critics

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

A man and his dog both reading.

Monster Self-Help

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.