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"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Library door sign says, 'We have encyclopedias ... the original Facebook!'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Monster Self-Help

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A man and his dog both reading.

Meet the author

"There goes our early night."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Learn yourself English.