E-read Enthusiast Gifts

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Two Generations of Readers

'E-books?'

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

A man and his dog both reading.

Monster Self-Help

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Welcome back students.

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."

Flower lamp.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'You were a book all along.'

"Today we learn all about books. Does everyone have their tablets?"

"The 'Times' called his novel 'downloadable'."