E-reader Enthusiasts Gifts

'Read ALL about IT! On ALL your !!#@X!! fancy Modern-day electronic devices,YA CHEAPSKATES!!'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Two Generations of Readers

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

So You've Cloned Yourself

A man and his dog both reading.

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Monster Self-Help

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

The Month of August

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Old Book Smell

Welcome back students.

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Flower lamp.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'You're charged with 10 counts of cyber crime. We're going to throw the kindle at you. . .'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'