E-reader Enthusiast Gifts

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

The Crushing of Independent Bookstores.

"It's like reading a regular book, but you know it's reading you back."

"Mom, I can't get this book to turn on."

'What do you mean I don't download it, I just read it?'

'He's in the library.'

'How do I watch telly on this?'

'You were a book all along.'

"I pushed the learn button on the remote and that book popped up on the screen!"

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Modern Studying

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Two Generations of Readers

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A man and his dog both reading.

"Personally, I loved your novel. Unfortunately, our e-book editor says it just doesn't work on the little screen!"

Monster Self-Help

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

Welcome back students.

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Flower lamp.

"I just dusted off all our books. Apparently, we haven't read a book offline in a long time."