Digital Reader Enthusiast Gifts

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

"No, your book didn't 'lock up' on you. You actually have to turn the page."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

'Bring out yer books!'

'E-books?'

Two Generations of Readers

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'It was a real scroller. I couldn't put down my screen.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Large print e-book.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Monster Self-Help

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A man and his dog both reading.

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Welcome back students.

"Can you sign this copy I downloaded off the internet?"

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'You were a book all along.'