Digital Reader Gifts

'I used to be somebody. . . I used to be a contender. . .'

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'As soon as I figure out which ebook reader to use, I'm going to read a book.'

'Ready for your bedtime Kindle, Bobby?'

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Great, but where are all the books?"

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Returning to reading

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

'One of us had a vision that in the future something called eBooks will put us scribes out of business.'

'Will someone explain to Mr. Wallace that after reading an e-book, he doesn't have to drop his Kindle in the book return.'

Books on line.

E-Books.

Things just weren't the same after switching to the digital version of the newspaper.

'Do you mind, I'm trying to read!'

Quite literary.

'Keep up with technology Mum: I'm an e-Bookworm these days...'

"I've downloaded an app that sorts ebook chapters into alphabetical order."

"Keep swiping all you like, but O'm pretty sure this model requires you to turn the pages by hand."

A mobile phone reads bedtime stories.

"This ereader only has one book."

"I've downloaded this library app."

Mobile phones replace books

"My bedtime story sounds a lot like your blog."

Gen-Next Library

TikTok

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

Print Suicide

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"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

eBookmobile. Touch here to start.

A smart reader would get a Kindle and have thousands of books on just one device. A book is a universe. The goal, my dim nemesis, is to lose yourself in that universe. While reading, nothing should exist outside of you and the book. Having several other books just a tap away ruins the intimacy of the reading experience. That's the problem with your generation. As readers, you're all philandering hussies.