Serial Reader Gifts

'And the best news, honey, is that you'll get another volume every month, for the next 27 months!'

One last book

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Gen-Next Library

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

'E-books?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Maternity ward.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Manual Labor.

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Quite literary.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Bummer Time Streaming

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'