Serial Reader Gifts

'And the best news, honey, is that you'll get another volume every month, for the next 27 months!'

One last book

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Gen-Next Library

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

'E-books?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Maternity ward.

Print Suicide

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

Manual Labor.

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Bummer Time Streaming

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Quite literary.