Analog Reader Gifts

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Gen-Next Library

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'E-books?'

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

Maternity ward.

'Bront?saurus.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

Jane Austen

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Manual Labor.

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'Here's a deal! Buy 6 ebooks and they send you a candle that smells like a book.'

Quite literary.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'