Antique Reader Gifts

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Two Generations of Readers

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Redlaw and the Phantom

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Bront?saurus.'

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Jane Austen

Print Suicide

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

A new meaning in the Roman

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Books*. *Batteries not included.

Book

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

"Maybe all spirit filled meetings should be held outside to avoid setting off the sprinklers."

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'