Old-fashioned Reader Gifts

Bookstore: No chargers or batteries needed!

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Two Generations of Readers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'He Will!'

'Bront?saurus.'

Print Suicide

Jane Austen

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

Nanki Poo

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

A new meaning in the Roman

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Book

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'I'm so glad this bedtime story comes in audio.'

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

Bib's E-Book Readers.