Classic Reader Gifts

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

'One more time Huck, I'm gonna have to question your decision to bring the beaver.'

'Bront?saurus.'

IRS. Tax Code. It's the mark of a real classic. Every time you reread it, you find something new.

Books*. *Batteries not included.

George Orwell.

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Jane Austen

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Bacchus.

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

Two Generations of Readers

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"I'm having my entrails read."

Large print e-book.

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."