Classic Reader Pillows

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

'One more time Huck, I'm gonna have to question your decision to bring the beaver.'

'Bront?saurus.'

George Orwell.

'I've never read any classics, although I have caught snippets of Masterpiece Theater while channel surfing.'

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

Jane Austen

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Bacchus.

Gen-Next Library

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Audio Books

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Two Generations of Readers

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

Large print e-book.

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Charles Dickens

William Tell

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

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